SEXUAL PEELING: Don’t masturbate with banana peels, doctor warns

SEXUAL PEELING: Don’t masturbate with banana peels, doctor warns

When it comes to self-pleasure, men will utilize just about anything to help get their rocks off.

However, some doctors are advising against using banana peels to aid in masturbation.

The latest Internet craze when it comes to masturbation for randy young men is to stroke their penis with a banana peel wrapped around it.

According to one Reddit user who has “been doing it for years” with a banana peel: “It’s the closest thing to a blowjob.”

However, in an interview with the U.K. Sun, Dr. Diana Gill of online doctor site Doctor-4-U doesn’t recommend the fruity deed as it could lead to “a rash and sores on the penis which can be painful and might lead to infection.”

And things could get worse if you have an allergy to the yellow-skinned fruit.

“A person with a banana allergy is more likely to be allergic to other substances such as latex or other fruits and vegetables,” said Gill. “So if you’re allergic to latex condoms you may also be allergic to banana skins.”

Gill’s warning comes after men have sung the virtues of banana pleasure online.

According to the Sun, members of JackInWorld – a website boasting to be the ultimate male masturbation resource – rank the self-pleasuring method highly.

“Simply peel a banana (you can eat it later), slip the peel over your penis, and masturbate with it,” JackInWorld stated on its site. “The banana slime is a great lubricant. You can warm the peel in the microwave for added sensations.

“Also, you might have better results if you peel the banana by making just one cut in the peel and removing the fruit through the single cut. You can then cut off the end of the banana peel and insert your penis through that end.”

However, not every masturbation enthusiast sings the praises of banana love. One Redditor claiming to have masturbated with a banana peel said a “black goop” ran down the side of his testicles and thighs, believing his “meat stick” was “liquifying” banana remnants inside the skin.

While trying to clean up the dark puddle produced by masturbating, the once-horny man said he slipped on the goop, fell backwards and hit his head against a toilet seat.

“If only I could have foreseen the upcoming events. Perhaps then I could have spared myself the pain and humiliation,” he wrote.

Banana peels aren’t the first unusual thing doctors have warned people against using while masturbating. Last November, gynecologists warned women not to get off via electric toothbrush.


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