Vinay Menon: More than a million UFO fanatics say they’ll storm Area 51 — what could possibly go wrong?
It’s all fun and games until an ammonia sensor detects your presence inside the restricted zone and a cyborg on a stealth hoverboard vaporizes you from 100 feet with a laser space gun the government denies even exists. Then none of this will be amusing. There are bad ideas. And then there are idiotic ideas […]